Whats this Daddy, Why Daddy?

So I had a great weekend, a few things I could've done without. I got sick on Friday night thankfully it was just a couple hour thing. But my family got it after me. "I sick in tummy" Poor little guy was laying on the bathroom floor with mommy saying "I sick in tummy" and crying. I'm useless when it comes to puke, the smell/sight/sound ... YUCK. You could bleed all over me and I don't care, give me a poopy diaper or a sick kid and I'm out. So we pulled the hide-a-bed out and watched cartoons most of Saturday night, and Tristan bless his heart wide awake at 4-4:30am Thankfully because of his new bed he just came and crawled in bed with Christy and I, un-thankfully he's just like his mother :P pushing me WAY over to the edge of the bed haha (Side-note: When Christy and I firt got married we shared a double bed, I'm by no means a little guy so that was an amazing thing lol. I convinced Christy we needed a King sized bed so we went out and bought one...Thinking I'd have some room to be comfortable... I still don't get any room) Back to the story, so I'm squished over to the far side of the bed Mommy moving over more and Tristan to. Anyway I finally had enough and put him back in his bed around 5:30am. Needless to say I went to church by myself, Christy getting no sleep and Tristan getting no sleep makes for grumpy family.. Surprisingly my boy wasn't grumpy at all and he hadn't even slept since 4. Maybe 1 or 2 hours tops. Christy fell asleep (sorta) on the couch so she was good also. We had a good evening and went out for dinner to the outlaws. Came home relaxed hung out put Tristers to bed.......... 11pm I head off to bed and hear "Daddy... Daddy..." So it begins... I think to myself hmm wierd he's not alseep, I go into his room and he's WIDE AWAKE. :( So I ask him if he wants Daddy to cuddle and of course he does, so I crawl into his tiny little bed and we snuggle for a bit, he's jibber jabbering the whole time non-stop. Meanwhile I've gotta get up around 5:30-5:45 for work... Trying to get him to sleep, I stay in his room till about 12:15. Daddy whats this, Daddy why. It was cute and fun. He was bummed he didn't have any chest hair and Daddy does. So I crawl out of his bed we pray one more time and I tell him its night night time. I'm starting regret the new bed haha but love it cause I can cuddle my boy. Anyways about 20mins goes by and I'm at that stage where I can hear whats going on but I'm out. I hear some stirring then I hear him tapping his foot on the wall then nothing, then I hear plastic being pushed on the hardwood floor and I think what the? I go into his room there's his big lion on the bed few other things here and there, but no Tristan. I'm wiggin out a little, to tired to think straight I start looking for him in the closet, behind the door in the other closet no Tristers to be found, head out of his room and i see his foot underneath a foot stool in the linen closet... "What do you think your doing".. "Hiding Daddy"..Well my patience was starting to wear a bit thin, but I didn't get mad I just told him no more goofing around and get to bed before he gets a spanking. That was the last I heard from him. He went to sleep. :D Poor mommy was up at 7:30 with him though..

Was a good weekend though I had fun :D Gotta love kids hehe.

Complete Randomness

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.


I was in a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me because she said, "OK, how would you like your eggs, sir?" I tried to answer anyhow: "Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. It's gonna take a while. I do not have time. Scrambled!

I wish I could play Little League now... I'd kick some f'n' ass. I'd be way better than before. Who's back up now


My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on four billion! Doh, seven! Not even close. I need some more dice. Four billion divided by six. At least.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want 'em to. I'm like, Hey! Hold on, fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.

I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his crap into a truck.

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window?

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

"Mitch Hedberg"

"A NEW CAR" in a Rod Roddy voice

If you don't know who "Rod Roddy" is.... look it up :P

For today's entry -

"Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped,
turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit
right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town
called bel-air"

We brought the van to a mechanic cause the motor mount was broken, turns out when they ordered a new one it was the wrong one. But thats good news cause our mechanic said "You'll just be wasting your money anways" So he managed to get some bolts on it with some nuts behind them to hold a bit longer, but he says "I don't know what your budget is like, but I'd look at getting... A NEW CAR" haha. Well my budget as of last night 0.90 in my bank acct 0.00 in my savings acct... and ahh I just spent the last $5 cash this morning at Tim Hortons :P

So we could really use your prayers friends!! God is deffinately a GREAT God, I'm not looking for any sort of handouts but just pray that God's blessing would come and that he would bring the best possible deal along. I don't want to buy another lemon. I'd like a new porche or ferrari :P ok in all seriousness I'd love that truck but... Dunno if I want to commit to 40g in payments. So again we just want the best deal possible, the deal that God has for us just waiting to be found! ALSO were waiting on our income tax and there's two possibilities 1 that its going to be about half of what we expect it to be or two were going to get the full amount that we've really be hoping for. Pray also that we could get the one were hoping for cause that will be instrumental in helping us out with paying for the new car!!

Blessings on you all.

PS I'm not even gonna put a window in the side door. Also please Pray that the van sells quickly!!

*Sigh*

So the last couple days have been umm stressful days. Things keep adding up that bug me you know. Finally feel like your climbing out of one hole only to find yourself falling back into another. Our van was a gift, amazing gift at that couldn't have come at a better time. I'm very thankful for it, its a beast but its our beast :-D My son was in the front yard throwing rocks (he knows better, but he deffinately knows better now!!) and he broke the sliding door window. My wife thought for sure I was going to be mad but boys will be boys I guess. It just sucks cause its $120 + install if I can't do it myself also one of the motor mounts broke clean off.. Time to sell the beast :D so we'll be taking donations for a new vehicle. Don I'm talking to you since you already own my truck

Haha yesterday at work sucked I think it was my breaking point for the week. Thank God we had small group last nite, I was able to surround myself with good friends and have a relaxing evening. I really wasn't looking forward to coming to work today, but I did. I was sorta preping myself for another bad day like I said its been that kinda week. BUT :D so far its been good. I didn't get much for sleep was up to late but I feel good. The cool thing is we finally got our new monitors, I had this old CRT monitor that was ultra blurry and it gave me a headache. Our bosses back east said they were sending us new CRT's I thought whats the point they're all crap. Turns out they sent us new TFT's SAWEEEET so I got a new monitor, its great I can use my resolution I like and its not blurry and my headache is gone.. Anyways I'm gonna go enjoy it and get some work done its almost Friday :-D

i r n00b

Ok here's the scoop haha I'm just doing this cause I get these sudden urges to type stuff sometimes. I dunno why but I do so there. I have an MSN Blog and my wife says "the msn one sucks arshole on a hot day" So I figured I'd give this a whirl. I'm gonna say the same thing here that I said there. I don't post every day I probably don't even post every week... Ok truth is I post like once a month maybe I'm just lazy I dunno we'll see. So here it is I've officially joined the 'blogger' world... maybe... we'll see... I guess.

haha

ps to check out previous postings on my now old msn blog go here: http://chriscolborne.spaces.msn.com/